George Strait Breaks His Silence on Garth Brooks: “He’s Not One of Us”

George Strait does everything he can to stay out of political issues. Sometimes, however, a subject comes up that he just can’t keep quiet about.

That subject was Garth Brooks. Brooks, who has been in the news since calling his own fans a-holes, was off of George Strait’s radar until early this morning when Strait broke his silence and confirmed what everyone already knew.

“He’s not one of us,” said Strait, “His act was boring and outdated years ago, so he called people names to stay relevent. Does anyone else laugh when he does the line-dancing thing on stage all by himself?”

Strait says the country world can very well do without Garth Brooks and his liberal stance on everything. “He should apply for President of Bud Light.”

We sent our own ALLOD Correspondent Jack Bowman to chat with Strait in person since the whole thing seemed a bit suspect. Jack was pleased to report that while the story is probably not true, lots of people hope and pray that it is.

“I’ve never seen anything like it,” Jack wrote, “except on the ALLOD page eleventy billion times a day, but that’s a different story altogether.”

It’s diligent reporting like that and good vocabularital use that makes ALLOD the premier place to get the news YOU hope is true, patriots. God bless America.

Related Posts

Celebrity Mothers Who Embrace Public Breastfeeding with Pride

Women have the legal right to breastfeed in public in the United States. However, some individuals still believe that it is not something that should be done…

incredibly painful sasy

Ellen DeGeneres recently revealed her battle with COVID-19, highlighting an unexpected symptom: excruciating back pain. Despite taking precautions, she contracted the virus in December 2020. She shared…

Young Americans Skewer Biden Over “Retiree” Lifestyle

The younger generation is often accused of being uninvolved and out of touch when it comes to politics and economic policy. It is a fair criticism, as…

Maryanne Trump Barry, Retired Judge and Donald Trump Sister, Dies at 86

A former appellate federal judge in New Jersey, she supported her brother but, as audio recordings revealed in 2019, she could be scathingly critical of him Maryanne…

“Total Surrender And Dedication To Jesus Is The Greatest Day Of My Life”: Hulk Hogan Reflects On Giving Himself To Jesus [WATCH]

Hulk Hogan is arguably the biggest name in professional wrestling history. Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea, is an actor, wrestler, entrepreneur, and worldwide celebrity. He…

Lack Of Charging Hampering EVs Despite Billions From Congress For Infrastructure

It seems as if the green energy agenda is coming up short once again. Despite promises of windmills, solar panels, and renewable energy, there is precious little…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *