Is This Your Wife, Sir?

One day I was sitting alone in my house, watching TV and enjoying my cold beer. A few minutes later the police came to my house holding a picture of my wife.

They said, “Is this your wife, sir?” Shocked,

I answered, “Yes.”They said, “I’m afraid it looks like she’s been hit by a bus.”I said, “I know, but she has a lovely personality.”

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